The glut of reality television, like climate change, is a reality that can't be denied by rational human beings. From inexplicably top-rated shows like American Idol and The Bachelor/Bachelorette to niche weirdness like Lizard Lick Towing and Small Town Security, our airwaves/satellite dishes/internet tubes are awash in quote-unquote "unscripted" programming.
But even entities as inert as TV networks can see the writing on the wall; that despite the unending supply of idiots willing to abase themselves on camera, people might eventually grow tired of watching the same pneumatic hags flipping tables and screaming obscenities at each other. How to solve this conundrum? Just add little people, I guess.More »