In his new show currently on tour, The Angry Pursuit of Happiness, hard-funny comedian Christopher Titus has some good news for Texas gun owners: "I can prove that the government is not going to take your guns. In three easy steps, I can prove it. The government can never come and take your guns because...you have guns. That's step number one."
Titus says when he stands on stage and tells that bit, he can see as it dawns on people, 'Hey, that's right.' "I see these big Bubbas and I tell that joke and watch as their face changes, like a light bulb goes off in their head.
"And Texas doesn't have little peashooter guns. It's not a big dueling state, I guess. But I never understood the guy with 30 guys. Even if you Scarface-up you can only use two at a time. What does he do? Bang, bang, bang, bang, click. 'Oops, give me a minute, let me go get some more guns.' Really?
"Actually, I think we just need to do Armageddon Day. Take a day with no rules; it'll be like when Detroit wins a championship - just bullets and fire."
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