Pop Rocks: Short Shorts and Skirts Cause Problems, Apparently
In recent weeks, both I and my colleague with one less "F" in his similar name have written about the alleged scourge of sagging pants. Both of us think the concern is not only overblown, but pretty stupid. I never liked dress codes, particularly when they are born out of some ridiculous sense of right and wrong. Hell, this past weekend, my shorts were sagging pretty good, a combination of recent weight loss and work around the house.
If you dare wear short shorts...
But, the insanity continues, this time with a pair of young ladies who violated the silly "finger tips" rule for shorts and skirts. In short (no pun intended), if your finger tips with your arms at your side extend beyond the hem of your skirt or shorts, what you are wearing is not covering enough skin. Before I even read any further in both stories, I immediately wondered what happens to girls with really long arms. Anyway, the stories go something like this.
In the first story, a 17-year-old from Richmond, Virginia was sent home from her homeschool prom because her dress was probably maybe going to provoke impure thoughts even though it was (albeit barely) below her fingertips. She was also criticized for dancing provocatively, though she claims she never even hit the dance floor.
In a blog published by her sister, she let loose on the chaperones, most specifically the fathers who she suggested were lecherous.
In her post, Clare asks the Richmond Homeschool Prom to "refund my group as they verbally promised to do, and issue an apology for kicking me out of my senior prom because their husbands felt as though my body was something they had a right to control."
"I'm not responsible for some perverted 45 year old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager," she concludes. "And if you think I am, then maybe you're part of the problem."
OK, wait, there are homeschool proms? I know I should be focusing on the bigger issue here, but seriously?
Back on point. Look, there is no question that the hemlines of young women have risen over the last few decades, as some necklines have descended. But, as this woman points out, that is not her problem. The problem is with the men who ogle girls wearing these things.
Admittedly, there are times when I find the delineation somewhat complicated. On one hand, women often dress to look attractive and naturally invite the glances of the opposite gender. On the other hand, there is a difference between looking and leering. As Jerry once advised George on when he stared to long at an NBC executive's daughter's cleavage in a hilarious episode of Seinfeld: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away."
But, in this case, it is so gross. I mean, these are fathers of kids at the dance. Control your hormones, dad. Ew.
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