The Walking Dead Season Four Finale: We Have Met the Zombies and They Are Us

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Well, that escalated quickly.
So apparently a lot of people watched the season finale of The Walking Dead last Sunday:

AMC's wildly popular zombie thriller's episode Sunday night was the most-watched finale in the show's history, bringing in 15.7 million viewers and 10.2 million adults ages 18-49, the network announced today.
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"The Walking Dead" season 4 also set a new high for average viewership, with 13.3 million live/same day viewers tuning in.

If those numbers (15.7 million) hold up, that's probably the largest TV audience that ever watched a (non-vampire) guy tear out a dude's throat with his teeth. It's huge, like, Two and a Half Men huge. And that's Two and a Half Men *before* Charlie Sheen left.

All the more impressive considering what an uneven episode it was and what a frustrating show The Walking Dead has become.

I'm as much to blame as anyone, having slavishly watched every episode of the show from the series debut. It's a love-hate thing, or maybe more of a love-I'm not angry just disappointed thing, because as much as I love getting together every Sunday night with my "Zombros" and a) watching the show, b) making fun of the Comic Book Men promos, and c) trying to figure out who's going to die next.

Because really, what other reason do you have to watch? Do you really believe Doctor Mullet when he says he can fix everything? Or that there's anybody left in Washington who can help? Are you that eager for the parade of screw you-topias where the Scooby Gang gets hosed yet again? Maybe you're just keeping score of the number of times Rick makes hilariously tragic tactical errors that endanger every one of his friends.

"Hey, let's all hop this fence together and not leave anyone (like, say, Daryl?) in reserve in case anything goes tits up."

So after a half season's worth of wandering, the prison group finds themselves ... prisoners of what are pretty obviously cannibals (we're all in agreement about that, right? I mean, what do you think Tasha Yar was grilling?). I'm unsure how they'll escape, though expect Tyrese and Carol to figure prominently, and Rick's "Wait'll they get a load of me!" or whatever that was at the end means he's probably going to bite at least, let's say, five more people before all is said and done.

We now have a little over six months to contemplate what deaths the coming season will bring. Here's some suggestions for when you're bored of Game of Thrones, baseball, and Malaysian 370 conspiracy theories (I blame giant Australian pterodactyls).

Rick Grimes
While He Should Die: In addition to the aforementioned Terminus related blunders, he's still clearly uncomfortable with the ... unpleasant realities necessary for survival in the land of rape gangs and cannibals.
Why He Won't: Like it or not, Rick's the protagonist of the entire series. There might not be open viewer mutiny if he were killed (see below), but I can't see it happening before the final season.


Carl Grimes
While He Should Die: Because nobody likes him, and nobody ever has. Now that Lori and Shane are gone, the focus of audience hated has rested squarely on his pudding eating shoulders.
Why He Won't: They're teasing out something between him and Michonne. This new family unit has some development to go before any of that triumvirate gets murdered, I'm guessing.

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I may be going out on a limb here but I could see Tyrese dying to save Carol. You are on the money though, the show has gotten so repetitive that it's not that great anymore. I told my wife for the season finale don't get to excited, because nothing will happen! And if mullet man is right then the show's over? They will milk this now for a good 3 or 4 more seasons, making millions on little toys, and apparel. They better bring in some action, if they want it to last!

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