Weddings for Dudes: 10 Tips for Taming the Modern-Day Gift Registry
I recently got married, but before that I spent years working at them as a photographer, musician and DJ. I've seen almost everything there is to see from good to bad to downright ugly. Now, guys, you can get the benefit of my knowledge and mistakes to help you navigate the maze of uncertainty that is a wedding.
This could be your gift if you don't create a registry...unless you like gnomes.
Let's all be honest for a moment. One of the best parts of a wedding is the stuff you get. Friends and family members love to buy you things to get you started on your new life. But beware. If you decide to let people get you whatever they want, they will most definitely do exactly that. Don't say I didn't warn you when you decide to go with no registry and you wind up with a garage full of stuff that is more suitable for a sale in said garage than filling your house.
Gift registries are a blessing to both you and your guests. They take the guesswork out of it for guests, so they know they are getting you something you want. That means fewer "what the f***?" moments for you while you're unwrapping Win-win. Here are some tips for improving that experience.
Know your audience.
If you have a lot of friends still in college, you might want to leave the really expensive stuff off the list. Also, don't choose things that might offend your guests. You might really want a book full of artistic nudes to go on your coffee table, but try to remember your Great Aunt Gertrude is looking at this list, too. You can pick the book up later with a gift card.
Give people financial options.
Most people want to get you something, but every guest will have his or her own budget constraints. Your buddy who just launched his first IPO might totally want to get you something extravagant, so it's fine to drop a couple of really pricey items on there like a dining table or a jet pack. But remember that there will also be people who can maybe only spend 20 bucks. A good rule of thumb is to assume an average of $50 (slightly higher or lower depending on your guest list).
Take gift cards.
Always accept gift cards. Not only are they convenient for guests in a hurry -- you know you've grabbed last-minute gift cards at the drug store before too! -- but you still get things you want. Some couples have gone so far as to have entire showers or weddings with nothing but gift cards from select stores. This takes some of the fun out of it for more creative guests, but you know you'll get what you want.
Be careful with deliveries.
As I recounted in last week's installment, it's VERY important to get your delivery address right. Also, be mindful of where gifts should go when you are on your honeymoon. Most of the bigger retailers provide options for post-wedding shipping addresses. Don't let your gifts sit on your porch until you get home...assuming they last that long.
It's okay to be creative.
Not everything on your gift list has to be traditional. In fact, you'll always have friends and relatives who want to get you something interesting. Instead of leaving them to their own devices and winding up with some ceramic parrot your cousin thought "looked adorable in that shop in Guadalajara," pick some more adventurous stuff to go with linens and kitchenware. Who knows, someone might actually get you half a season of tickets to the Rockets.