November Kickstarter Round-Up: Photobooth in a VW Bus and Sock Evangelism
Once a month we'll be bringing you a look at some of the best local Kickstarter campaigns in order to let you know what's getting ready to be unleashed through the help of small investors.
The MABUA No show Socks: Do you remember that episode of Married... With Children where Al gets knocked unconscious, and while he's out he thinks he meets with God who tells him to design shoes with socks already built in? Here's a reminder in case you don't, but the point is that Al became a prophet for the Lord in regards to the shoes that He, barefoot hippie that He was, wanted to be built upon the Earth.
While watching Chinaedu Okwumabua in the video above I felt that same sort of bewildered awe that usually accompanies observing Ed O'Neil and his most favorite character. Okwumabua has, by his own words, scoured the world for the secrets of the totally invisible sock (Secrets known generally as "cotton" and "spandex" in the most holy sock texts but in this case also includes bamboo). The result is a masterpiece of foot comfort that is, and I quote, "the perfect gift for anyone that wears shoes."
I'm not sure if Okwumabua is nuttier than my mom's homemade trail mix or really onto something here. Regardless, $8 gets you two pairs of the magic socks, and for specialty socks that's not a bad price at all. More than that, if you're not willing to fork out the price of a Baconator Deluxe for a dream this kooky then you may be dead inside.
Goal: $5,000 by November 29
Patternistic Coloring Book for Adults & Kids: Normally, I have nothing but backhands and venom for people that want to raise money to print books on Kickstarter because that is just a damn scam and in general only the patently stupid attempt it in the first place. Seriously, look at this idiot who wants $30,000 just to turn a book he has already written into a screenplay just because he thinks it might make a good HBO movie. He lists his risks as "I think the biggest challenge will be getting the script in front of agents and producers. I'm sure they get bombarded with scripts all the time. I may have to get an agent to help with that." Still, asking us to basically pay for bribery is better than this mouthbreather who wants the same amount to pen a fictionalized account of his own life story as a mental health police officer... and who only offer a freakin' free e-book at the $50 donation level on top of that!
But Sumera Momin here? I like her. She's producing a simple coloring book that's based on repeating geometric patterns. I know for a fact that my daughter would love one, and frankly it's the sort of thing I'd want by my desk as well for a little mental health break between big projects. $8 gets you a small version of the book, which is perfect for travel or little hands. $15 nets you the full-sized version, which is a little steep for a non-licensed coloring book. However, I'm just glad to finally see a realistic author on Kickstarter for a change.
Goal: $5,000 by December 8
Round-up continues on next page.