Ten Houston Women You've Probably Dated
The OMG LET'S GET MARRIED
She's smart, sweet and laughs at all your jokes. You really like her, and... Wait, did she just make a joke about moving in together? The two of you have only dated for two months! Look, ladies, we get it. Relationships can maybe, eventually, one day lead to co-habitation and marriage... in time. But three dates in, we're probably just looking to have a good time. And no, that doesn't mean all we want to do is have sex with you.
The Daddy's Girl
She's a first-year social worker. Or maybe she's a teacher. But she's gainfully employed, of that much you're certain. But the first time you visit her apartment, you see that it's massive. Far bigger than she could reasonably afford. And she won't stop talking about how terrible the complex is and how she can't wait to move. Maybe she deals drugs on the side? Nope. Mom and Dad are successful doctors, lawyers or astronauts (on furlough?), and they help her make ends meet. In college, she may have gotten away with it, but in her mid-20s it sets a bad precedent, and she's become as snob.
The Overly Political One
She's opinionated, and you like a strong woman. That was, after all, a big part of the initial attraction. This being the H-Town, however, the political waters can get murky. Sure, Houston's a progressive city, but Texas is part of the Bible Belt, so this vocal young woman will have a different opinion every week. She's so conflicted about her opinions, you don't know what to even agree with to avoid an argument.