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Rick Perry's Nephew
Okay, so he's not technically Slick Rick's nephew, but he might as well be. He's a staunch conservative, convinced that he knows about women's reproductive rights -- they should have none -- and he's still sporting that Bush/Cheney bumper sticker with pride. Best. President. Ever.
He's in line to become the next generation of decision-makers; his daddy and his daddy's daddy all ran for political offices, and he will too. You won't be around to see it, though. His penchant for NSA hookups and starched shirts will eventually drive a wedge between you. There are only so many starched, popped collar shirts and NRA rallies one can take before it's sensory overload.