6 Life Lessons Learned From Sharknado

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1. Ian Ziering looks pretty good for a 50-year old and Tara Reid is the worst actress of all time
That's it. That is the final lesson to be learned from Sharknado.

Thank you Syfy. You have given me a gift.

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Don't forget this one: When a high-speed hurricane is nearby, leaves on trees will be totally unaffected.


You mean SyFy? They dropped the "c" along with the "i"s from SciFi. ScyFy sounds like Scylla and ... wait, when is SyFy going to do some movie about the horrors of the ancient world resurfacing in Malibu or South Beach or something? I can just see dudebro surfers nonchalantly riding the gnarly waves as Charybdis opens its gaping maw. I now expect royalties on this.

Brian Burch
Brian Burch

Can television get more stupid?? Yes, here's proof...

WestSideBob topcommenter

This movie will become a cult classic at Alamo Drafthouse in years to come.  I can see the audience now ... shouting out lines of  dialog and throwing toy sharks at one another.

MadMac topcommenter

Spec script!

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