New '90s Pop Culture Book Missing 10 Things

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As a pop culture enthusiast who has no life, I was totally excited for the release of the new book The Totally Sweet 90s: From Clear Cola to Furby, and Grunge to "Whatever", the Toys, Tastes, and Trends That Defined a Decade, which is a very long title. I am an '80s child but spent my formative years in the '90s and have recently taken to using phrases like "Remember when music was good," and these statements usually end up with me talking about Nirvana.

Again, I know I am being nostalgic for a decade that was filled with terrible fashion, poor television writing, 8-bit microprocessors, economic recession and Urkle, but there was something wonderful about it.

The Totally Sweet '90s is incredibly comprehensive, covering most of what you would expect from such a book. It touches on television shows, movies, music, kids' toys, snacks (Dunkaroos!), popular books, commercials and general cultural items. And then it has some really nice deep cuts that you might not expect, such as "tan M&Ms," "koosh balls," "Bill Nye the Science Guy" and "The Adventures of Pete and Pete."

But there are a number of '90s artifacts that could have easily been left out of this list to make room for others. "Billy Bob Thorton" -- He was alive in the '90s and his movie Sling Blade made an impression, but the man as a whole did not contribute all that much to the decade. He didn't marry Angelina Jolie and her vial of blood until 2000.

"Bob Ross and the Joy of Painting " -- I love me some Bob Ross, but those happy little accidents were a product of the 1980s.

"Closing Time" -- That horrible song by Semisonic, which authors Gael Fashingbauer Cooper and Brian Bellmont deem worthy of mentioning in a book dedicated to an era that churned out groups like Pearl Jam and Shakespeare's Sister. I don't think so.

As thrilled as I am about this book, there are a few '90s relics that seem to be missing.

10. Magic the Gathering


The book does include "pogs," so I will give it one for that, but how can you not include the first card trading game targeted directly towards young nerds everywhere? I have no idea what Magic the Gathering entailed; I think it was like a role-playing D&D style of game. But I do know that all the boys who did not participate in organized sports in my school were crazy about it.

9. R. KellyHow can anyone picture the 1990s without paying some homage to one of its most celebrated and confused R&B artists? Kelly had hit after hit after hit; you couldn't use the word "fly" without someone breaking into "I Believe I Can Fly" at the top of his or her lungs. And a world without "Bump N' Grind" would be a sad and lonely place that no one should be subjected to.

8. Street Fighter 2The book lists off Oregon Trail as being a highlight of the '90s; sorry, dudes, that game came out in the late '70s and was a staple in schools the following decade. By 1990 we were in the 16-bit era, baby. Street Fighter 2 was the game that you had to have. It had an extensive back story, mildly attractive characters and Chun Li, who gave girls gamers a female hero.

7. Color Me BaddThe book acknowledges "Boy Bands" as an entire category, but I would never consider CMB a "boy band," because they were men. CMB had mustaches and receding hairlines and they didn't want to hold your hand and take you to the playground; they wanted to "sex you up," and our parents allowed them to tell us that. And that was plain creepy.

6. The Discman and Electronic Skip Protection

Sony's discman hit the markets in the '80s if you believe that, but they were clunky and had issues with skipping. In 1993, Sony developed electronic skip protection and it changed the discman and all other "portable CD players." Portable CD players were like magic devices enabling you to take your fragile compact discs out into the world to be scratched and broken, and you could hook them up to tape players in your car!

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@MadMac I DO remember Magic tourneys on ESPN. Let's bring that back. NBC needs programming right now. 

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Funny stuff, Ms. Koenig! I was all set to pontificate how on a publisher wouldn't allow a dope reference in a book like this. Then R. Kelly?! Really? The only pedo using the Shaggy defense? Okay, I'm done.

Remember when ESPN, hurting for 03:00 programing, had Magic: the Gathering tourneys? Yeah, that's when I began to tapper off TV. One quibble; BBT was the Tarrantino of the south--good, bad, and otherwise. Oh, and no chapter on Babylon5?! It was THE TV program that kept the lights on in the SciFi house until George Lucas and the Syfy channel killed the lights, turned off the electricity, and burned the house down.

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