Weird Etsy Gifts for Your Favorite Teacher
As the school year winds down, it's always nice to think about the teachers who put up with your nonsense all year long. The standard apple gift just doesn't cut it anymore, so we scoured through our favorite random collection of refuse website, Etsy, to find some of the worst/best gifts for your favorite professors.
10. Vintage Speak and Spell
This is not to say that your teacher does not know how to spell but just sometimes, maybe, you've caught him or her flopping the Es and Is in the word "science." Why is English so hard?
9. Vintage Pulp Paperback Print
Have you been staring longingly at your elbow-patched Economics' professor all semester? Is he just the dreamiest when he discusses supply and demand chain? This vintage pulp print might just be the most subtle way to tell him your feelings without having an awkward, "You know I am very fond of you too, Jenny, but..." conversation. Perhaps he's been pining over you as well and together you can plot to kill his wife and run away to Cuba with her large inheritance. Crazier things have happened!
8. Divination Necklace
Oh, you are not just a school nerd, but a real nerd and you think that you go to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As you will. Give your fav witch or wizard teach this necklace and then attempt to explain to them how Professor Sybill Trelawney considered dream interpretation to be "a most important means of divining the future." And then go drink Tang you nerd.
I guess the Facebook "like" is the new gold star. Gold star to whoever came up with this stamp idea then.
6. Apple Cozy
Even apples get cold sometimes and need a nice sweater. But isn't the purpose of a cozy (beer cozy) to have something warmer so you can hold your beer because it's too cold to do so with your hands? That and to show off your red neck love of NASCAR. An apple cozy will make the delicious fruit a bit difficult to eat, no? So, what are you supposed to do with this exactly?