No, I Don't Know Who Farrah Abraham Is. Yes, I Will Probably Watch Her Sex Tape

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One of the stars of MTV's Teen Mom has made a professionally produced pornographic film called Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, available May 6. The film is a 70-minute hardcore outing featuring veteran male porn star James Deen, and Abraham netted more than a million dollars for her performance. Photos have already leaked online thanks to TMZ.

I have literally never heard of Farrah Abraham before today, and I have never watched a single episode of MTV's Teen Moms or 16 and Pregnant. I have no vested interest in this woman, her life, her work as an actress or a model, or really even the ability to pick her out of a line-up if that was for some reason necessary.

But I am probably going to watch her fuck somebody for more than an hour sometime next week, and I have no idea why.

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I have no real idea why I watched Miss Teen Delaware USA Melissa King perform 15 minutes of somewhat frigid doggystyle either a month or so back. Or why I immediately sought out clips of a hotel heiress I had never heard of when her private blowjob footage was released years ago launching Paris Hilton's career.

Why in a world where literally any kind of pornography a person could want to watch, from the purest vanilla to the outright illegal, is available for free and with ease do we find ourselves drawn to these specific incidences of rut? Sure, they're famous enough, but not so much that I'd ever considered any of these women before their sex tapes made them household names. King, Abraham, Hilton, and the rest are all certainly pretty, but so are the majority of professional porn actresses. Abraham is cute, but she's not Mika Tan cute.

One friend of mine suggested that it had something to do with a misogynistic desire to break down and demean women, to make them our whore. That's certainly a good theory, and if you want to argue against it I suggest you read the comment section of that TMZ slideshow I linked to. It's just chocked full of people astride very high horses masturbating with one hand and typing with the other.

Misplaced boner-rage is the bane of any modern gentleman because it is literally the worst aspect of maleness. Immature dolts see these young, pretty, successful, rich girls and actually get murderously mad at them because they now have erections and the source of them doesn't magically appear to appease them. It's an irrational, stupid emotion that lends itself well to be manifested in comments sections.

So when someone, especially a celebrity like Abraham who the self-righteous already get to look down on as undeserving of the golden fleece of fame, is suddenly available for a by-proxy bang fest these people pounce. They not only use the pictures and footage to appease lust, but also to assert dominance by degrading her appearance. "Hope she uses the money to fix her fuken nose," is a great example from that link's discussion on the matter.


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Mary May
Mary May

So her father prostituted his daughter out? And is that alright with everyone? This world is going downhill so fast with it's immorality... Smh

Andrew Puls
Andrew Puls

If she had gone backdoor earlier, she wouldn't have had the whole teen mom problem...

breenie
breenie

so it's now self-righteous to have an opinion about faux-celebrities doing pornography?  if she's going to put her business in the streets like that, you already know what's up.  poor girls these days.  only s.l.u.t.s. and w.h.o.r.e.s. are highlighted as women who stand out in our society by pop culture.

down is up.  wrong is right.  girl from Mtv's show about teen mom's doing porn is good.  unplanned pregnancy is ok.  children out of wedlock is nothing to worry about, because hey. who are we to judge.  all these d@.mn babies running around with no da.mn. parents taking care of them.  growing up to be little d.umb b.ast.ards.  because mom and dad were too selfish and young to know how to care for anyone else.  

Right.  Because not having a guiding compass of morals has always bode so well for civilizations past.  This mess seems like one big nightmarish joke of a civilization.

With all of the opportunities we have in the world, this is what our society does with it instead, put women like this in the spotlight to gain attention when instead it should be focused on females empowering themselves; not this ignorant s.h.it.

Dave OMalley
Dave OMalley

Who is this, another talentless moron who gets attention by dropping trou?

Libby Lipps
Libby Lipps

What an excellent role model for her little girl. Have to eat somehow I guess...?

Nina Afrique
Nina Afrique

If it's free, then maybe yeah just to see if she sucks or not. Lol

Anse
Anse

@breenie "Because not having a guiding compass of morals has always bode so well for civilizations past."

I don't really get that comment. You seem to be saying that our civilization's "guiding compass of morals" is lacking. I would argue the exact opposite. I don't think this country has  ever been as "moral" as it is today.

delrvich
delrvich

@breenie Bravo. Well said. I've read she is working on putting out a pole dancing video for moms. Never mind getting a GED or bachelor's degree. Priorities.


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