10 Best Websites to Maintain Your Sanity
The online world is a magic land were everyone whips out their genitals, writes every single half-assed opinion they have on them, then lovingly rubs them on the screen so you can get an eyefuckful. Politics, religion, conspiracy theories, people refusing to shut up about weed saving the world... it's enough to make you want to open a vein in the bath tub.
Not all is lost, though. There's hope online, and these ten websites can act as the vaccine against nuttery and bloody-mindedness. Try and visit them at least once a week.
Google Doodles: How many times has someone asked you, "Did you see Google today?" The customized Doodles for special holidays are one of life's most simple and wonderful joys, like a surprise cupcake your mom backs in your lunch box. My current favorite was the recent Douglas Adams one that featured an old school Marvin as an Easter Egg. The Doodles have an archive that stretches back to 1998 you can peruse for hours. Just hundreds of little shout outs to important days and people that we can all enjoy.
Cracked: Speaking of Google Doodles, did you know that they're all done by one guy, Dennis Hwang, making him one of the most viewed artists in the world? I learned that fact from Cracked, which is just chocked full of absolutely fascinating bits of trivia and did-you-knows as well as the finest intentional Internet comedy today. They even occasionally shake it up with heart-warming tributes to Fred Rogers or the most awesome marriage proposal ever.
Snopes: Really you should make all three of the big fact checking sites (Snopes, FactCheck.org, and Politifact) regular parts of your online consumption, but Snopes definitely has the most genial and accessible style and archive. It's also the least political of the bunch, with plenty of articles on all kinds of modern folklore and fakelore. The "randomizer" button is pure crack.
And before anyone drops down in the comments to go on and on about how the people at Snopes are no more trustworthy or believable than the things they debunk... scroll to the bottom of each entry. Those things are called "sources." They want to be your friends.
Not Always Right: If you want to feel better about yourself, Not Always Right is where you need to go. Users submit their horror stories of bad customers, and never has the sheer stupidity, racism, and madness of our collective species been put on trial so well. Literally everything looks better in the light of people unable to civilly conduct a damn grocery store transaction, and sometimes they get their comeuppance in the most wonderful ways.
Maru's Blog: Yes, I know that the Internet needs more cat videos like Australia needs more poisonous spiders, but there's a reason Maru has been in Entertainment Weekly and the New York Times. He is literally that adorable. It is physically impossible to be upset in his presence. He's like the Buddha of the Internet.