Pop Rocks: Movies To Watch On Valentine's Day That Have Nothing To Do With Nicholas Sparks

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One of many alternatives.
This Thursday is Valentine's Day, when men and women across the country make a half-assed attempt to show enthusiasm for their significant others. Scoff all you like, there's still a good chance you'll be scrambling for dinner reservations and standing in a 20 minute line for overpriced roses that match the lovely shade of crimson your face is turning as you mutter darkly about "manufactured Hallmark holidays."

Or maybe you've decided to check out a movie. Hollywood traditionally lines up some formulaic romances to siphon away your hard-earned dollars on V-Day, and this year's no exception. For the younger set, there's Beautiful Creatures, a "supernatural romance" not involving vampires or werewolves, and Safe Haven, described as the "best Nicholas Sparks movie yet."

Somebody probably called Dresden "the best firebombing to date," but that doesn't mean it was something you'd want to sit through. In case you forgot, Sparks is also responsible for The Notebook, Dear John, and several other movies where people try to crush each other's skulls. If you're not going to do anything else, at least try to Netflix/Amazon/Redbox one of the following romantic alternatives. You'll be spared the pain and expense of actually seeing Safe Haven in the theater, and - when your partner becomes overcome with passion following the awesome movie you just watched - you'll be conveniently on your own couch/futon/floor mattress.

Before Sunrise (1995)/Before Sunset (2004)
Nothing wrong with a double-feature to get started, though I'm personally waiting to schedule mine for the third film, Before Midnight, which premiered at Sundance and opens in May.

Casablanca (1942)
Fine, it's not exactly a bold choice, but the great script ("Your winnings, sir") and top shelf performances still hold up, and will actually make you believe Ingrid Bergman would fall in love with a creepy looking dude like Humphrey Bogart.

Just kidding, Bogey. Respect.

My Bloody Valentine (1981)
What? It's topical, and speaks to the growing epidemic of psychotic coal miners that threatens to overwhelm this great nation.

Joe Versus the Volcano (1990)
I continue to get a lot of flak for my love of this movie, but I find it to be much less nauseating than any of the other Hanks/Ryan flicks, and it's probably Hanks' second best role, right after the one he won the Oscar for (Bachelor Party).

Roxanne (1987)
Fred Schepisi's inoffensive yet still humorous take on Cyrano de Bergerac is also one of the last Steve Martin movies that was actually funny. Helpful hint: if this isn't available, don't just say 'the hell with it' and go with Schepisi's next film, A Cry in the Dark. Trust me.

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I actually use Joe V. the Volcano as a litmus test for relationships.  If they don't get it, then they probably won't get me.


I agree, Valentine’s Day can be a bit of a hassle. My boyfriend and I are planning to stay in and watch a movie this year. We won’t be able to watch anything on Valentine’s Day, though, because I’m working late at DISH tomorrow. We’re going to have a belated celebration next week instead. I’m thinking about renting Casablanca for us to watch. It’s available from Blockbuster@Home through DISH, which has over 100,000 DVDs to choose from, so I can always find the movie I’m looking for. My boyfriend and I both enjoy older movies, too, so staying in and watching Casablanca next week will be the perfect celebration for us.

MadMac topcommenter

Or, you could, you know, watch Cyrano de Bergerac. The 1990 production with Gérard Depardieu is very good. Again subtitles and foriegn film cred.

BrittanieShey moderator

Some excellent foreign choices, though I would have gone for In the Mood For Love instead of 2046. And I ADORED Let the Right One In. Also a great novel.

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