5 Beloved Pop Cultures Seen Through the Eyes of White Supremacists (sNSFW)

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Before we start, I want you to go into the bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror. Look yourself right in the eyes. My friend, whatever your faults, your failings, your regrets, or your weaknesses, I want you to remember something. A grown man sat down in front of his computer and made that chart above using his intimate knowledge of Nazi principals and My Little Pony. I also want you to remember that I love you and cherish you because you are not that man. You are going to be all right, kiddo.

Brief aside though, even Mighty Whitey couldn't find anything mean to say about Fluttershy, apparently. Soooooo... point, white supremacists?

The article actually starts out fairly simple and concise, detailing the evolution of the original My little Pony line into the current fad. It then takes a hard left into doucheville by trying to paint the show as an endorsement of living in a lesbian commune. Then there's the description of the dragon Spike, who has a crush on the pony Rarity. This is apparently promoting zoophilia because that is exactly the definition of a cartoon mythical creature writing love note to another animated mythical creature.

Look, this ain't Sonic the Hedgehog and his human girlfriend that clearly has some rather ridonkulous issues. It's love as understood by eight-year-olds. It's not sodomy. I can tell you that while I'm not a doctor of sodomy, I have figured out that it is at least the exact opposite of My Little Pony.

The entry also alludes to the Brony community thusly...

"They are degenerate, often homosexual, typically white middle class men who call themselves 'Brony.' Their web page is full of images and written material to make sexual aberrations popular. The fans meet regularly and try to convince all people to live as abnormal as they do."

And with that, I resolve to never say anything bad about Bronies again. You guys pissed off Nazis, that means we're cool.


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eudemonist
eudemonist

Hahaha, nice work on the image urls!

drusilla.grey
drusilla.grey

I thought conservapedia was the most awful thing I had ever seen. It has been trumped buy these fuckweasels.

I need to bleach my brain now.

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