Get Out Your Reading Glasses, Britney Spears Is Writing a Book
She got wasted in Vegas and got married for 55 hours?
Brit took up Kabbalah?
And then this happened?
Brit-Brit went to rehab for one day?
Britney went crazy, lost custody of her kids to Federline, shaved her head and beat a car with an umbrella, and then she was admitted into a psych ward, and when she left she was under house arrest and couldn't leave but still managed to seem like she was on drugs? And was often photographed eating Cheetos.
Why are you doing that?
Britney sort of disappeared for a while and when we saw her again she looked... okay?
The world decided Britney was all right in our book and so we allowed her to write one of her own? (This is pending.)