Get Out Your Reading Glasses, Britney Spears Is Writing a Book

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Yeah... I don't know how I feel about this book either.

There are some days when we should all thank our lucky stars that we can read (assuming that you can because you are reading this). Reading is the cornerstone of knowledge and democracy and freedom. And today, on this day of all things related to democracy and freedom, you should be thankful for your ability to read for yet another reason. Britney Spears just signed a book deal with HarperCollins. According to sources, the poptart singer will be writing a fictionalized novel about her life.

They say that the truth is stranger than fiction and as far as Spears goes, it ain't getting much stranger.

What "fictionalized" accounts of her life will make it in the book? Let's speculate!

Remember that time when...

Britney wore her panties on the cover of Rolling Stone?

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Britney wore that flesh-colored bodysuit at the MTV Music Awards?

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Nothing toxic about that getup.

Britney tried to act?

Britney so stupidly broke up with Justin Timberlake?


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JoshRyanDesign
JoshRyanDesign

@HoustonPress Shouldn't she try reading a book first… or at least a Highlights magazine

HoustonPress
HoustonPress

You know you want to read that train wreck. RT @rockstarkelley: @HoustonPress Oh Dear God

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