Just a Wall of Asses and Titties at Your Local Halloween Store
The best part of Halloween isn't the shapely sorority girls in slutty costumes, cute kids dressed as Ewoks, couples going as mustard and ketchup, free candy at the office or even all the creepy movies on cable.
It's being able to walk into your local Halloween store, peruse the aisles and find an end cap of just titties, asses and um, a muscled-up preggers belly. For your pregnant Arnold Schwarzenegger costume? Sure.
We are just less 50 days away from Christmas, you guys.