4 Real-Life Dictators Who Were Also Gamers

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FFVI's Emperor Gestahl... still less of a cartoon character than Muammar Gaddafi.
Look, holding a populace in thrall and the world in the icy grip of fear is a really hard job. I mean, it's a lot easier when you're a raving psychotic bastard because insanity is like Red Bull when it comes to mustering the energy to bomb things and imprison dissidents. Still, when the day is done those people need to relax, and what better way to do it than to crack open an ice cold video game?

Granted, most dictators are not gamers. Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro have both come down on games hardcore in the past. In their defense, though, a lot of first-person shooters have had levels where they get toppled or killed, so we're going to let that slide. Saparmurat Niyazov, a world "leader" so terrible that he makes every crappy middle manager you've ever answered to look like Woodrow Wilson in comparison, banned all video games in Turkmenistan during his reign, as well as libraries, facial hair, opera, car radios and makeup because he couldn't tell the difference between men and women when they wore it. No, I did not make that last one up.

There are at least a few autocrats that like a good game, though. Let's meet them.

Muammar Gaddafi

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If you want to pick fruit from the wackaloon world leader tree, you won't even need a step-ladder to reach Muammar Gaddafi. When he was shot I was inconsolable. Not because I liked him, but because I was worried that a bullet in the head had created an exit where all the madness bugs could flee his brain and infect the rest of the world.

After the coup last year, people naturally started going through Gaddafi's palaces, and man, did they find some odd stuff. Among those was a giant reproduction of the cover art from 2004's Prince of Persia: Warrior Within. Whether Gaddafi himself played the game or not isn't known, but his son Moatassem-Billah Gaddafi was a huge fan of the series. Surely he did what all kids try to do, get their parents into video games.

Kim Jong-un

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The Democratic People's Republic of Korea has a new beloved leader in the form of Kim Jong-un, and let's face it, we would be more surprised if a kid that looks like that wasn't a gamer. How in charge the young man is of the country is a subject for debate, but he does seem to be continuing the fine dictator tradition of holding public executions and throwing dissidents in jail, so there's that. On the other hand, women can now wear pants and hamburgers are legal. So...progress is mixed.

By all accounts, Kim was big into gaming from back when he was pretending to go to school in Switzerland in the '90s. He did well in math, but a slowness learning English and German hampered his education while there. He spent most of his time shooting hoops -- he is apparently pretty good at it despite his weight -- and playing sports video games. He's also taken to upgrading the country's arcades in order to better connect with young Koreans. Of course, as you can guess, his gaming love is hereditary.

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