Arnold Schwarzenegger's Book Has a Trailer for Some Reason

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's new upcoming memoir, Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story, has a trailer that was just released on his official site and YouTube.

REWIND: The Best (Worst?) Pictures Of Arnold Schwarzenegger Ever

Trailers for books -- like those used for movies -- are not uncommon these days, with some of the action even played out like with moving pictures and stuff for people who don't like using their brains to imagine things.

Isn't that cheating somehow?

The trailer for Total Recall, which will no doubt be the more entertaining Total Recall of 2012 (hiiii-ohhhhh), looks like a commercial for a really involved Schwarzenegger episode of Biography more than an inches-thick autobiography.

Hopefully he will answer such questions as the identity of his father and what it was that did, and tell us how many times he saved California from falling into the ocean single-handedly during his time as governor.

I always wanted to know if he was really pregnant for that movie Junior myself.

The Schwarzenegger tell-all hits store shelves on October 12. Here's hoping Arnie goes on a whirlwind book tour behind the release.



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6 comments
natalie1982
natalie1982

@mikebarnard Jesus! That pic of Arnie and the doll might be THE creepiest thing I've ever seen?!

cragg50
cragg50

Trial in January 5th 2013 will expose him for what he really is! her name is Alias Alex!

natalie1982
natalie1982

@mikebarnard two things: 1: why pose naked when that's your willy? And also (more importantly) 2: why is he at work with a sword?!

natalie1982
natalie1982

@mikebarnard I'm all over that shit.

mikebarnard
mikebarnard

@natalie1982 I guess he *might* answer those questions in his book?

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