The Most "Oh God Why?" Wikipedia Pages

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Inspired by our fellow Art Attack writer Craig Hlavaty's take on the weirdest entries on Wikipedia, we decided to trot out our own list.

Maybe we're jaded from years of Rocky Horror and two days' worth of dildo research, but we're intrigued by entries that make you say, "Why on Earth would you tell people that exists!?"

Restoration device: We are not even going to get into the pros and cons of circumcision, but we are going to say that it doesn't matter if a harem of Zooey Deschanels from various alternate universes knock on our door and offer us a banquet of depravity if only we'll undertake the restoration of our foreskin, you aren't getting that device anywhere near our dick.


Kidnapping of Colleen Stan: In the late '70s, Colleen Stan was just a normal 20-year-old girl hitchhiking to a friend's birthday party. She got into the car of Cameron Hooker, who she deemed safe since he had his wife and baby along. Thus started seven years of being held captive under the couple's bed as a sex slave for Hooker, a stint that included torture and brainwashing her into believing she was being watched by an all-powerful, sadistic organization named the Company. We ran across this page while researching the name of local band Black Leather Jesus, and haven't been the same since.

Slow slicing: Though the punishment was likely talked up to much longer and worse than it actually was, slow slicing in China still involved methodically cutting your condemned prisoner one slash at a time, possibly while removing things that are definitely supposed to stay attached to you. Some emperors are reported to have ordered the punishment to continue for three days.


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Jef With One F
Jef With One F

OK, I keep coming back to this story for a link I can never remember, and the comments just amaze me. One is a plug, one is a basic bit of praise from a regular reader, and the rest is all pro-restoration people. Why do I think it's weird? Because apparently there's a whole community of people so dedicated to this that they continuously look for articles like this one so they can tell me how misguided I am. Hell, two of you have incorporated it into your usernames it's so much a part of your identity. That's a bit much.

Roger Desmoulins
Roger Desmoulins

What's the fuss? What's wrong with a device costing $25, that very gradually rebuilds a foreskin over 6-24 months, that makes no noise and has no smell, that others don't see, and that doesn't have to be mentioned in polite conversation? And the only persons who see the end result are his sex partners. Finally, nobody uses to device to torture the unwilling.

Regrow123
Regrow123

I am also one of those guys who is restoring his foreskin. I too have the pictured device, however I primarily use manual tugging (method squeeze & stretch) to restore my foreskin. I too have been very successful and enjoy my restored penis.  

Idw5
Idw5

the device to fix a circumcised mans dick looks a lot less scary than the scalpel that cut part of it off in the first place.that "RapeLay" game sounds so beyond fucked up, oh my god!!but then they don't cut part of the dick off their babies in Japan, so i guess it is all about where you come from.

Mr Edward
Mr Edward

I have THAT exact same device in my pocket at this very moment. (I admit, I should have it on). 

After three years of using it off and on, I'm about three quarters of the way to having a completely covered glands in my pants. The increased level of sensitivity is amazing. No longer need lube to 'take care of myself'. And as Tally said - orgasms have changed and now go from my stomach to my legs... I've nearly pulled muscles they're so intense!

It's your loss that your so culturally biased that you won't let one go near you.Good luck with that. things are gonna be tough when you get into your 50s (no pun intended).

Restoring Tally
Restoring Tally

I am one of those guys who is restoring his foreskin. I have the pictured device, although I primarily use manual tugging method 2 to restore my foreskin. I have been very successful and enjoy my restored member. The whole body orgasms are great.

Hugh x
Hugh x

You think foreskin restoration devices are weird? You obviously haven't seen CIRCUMCISION devices! http://www.circumstitions.com/... - and especially the (only) one for cutting baby girls, invented by an AMERICAN doctor, that looks like a ViceGrip pliers (the device, that is).

Bwhit
Bwhit

Everyday I post like 5 of wikipedias most interesting bizarre insane hilarious and intriguing pages. Ive got many weirder than all these. Follow me and get a daily dose of those oh so engrossing Wikipedia pages. @benwhitmore

skot
skot

Nice one, Jef!  Now I have some more things to research on good ole wiki.  Thanks. ;)

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