10 More Sh*t People Say Videos and Then We're Done

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We will happily admit that when we were told by 30 of our Facebook friends that we just "had to watch" the Sh*t Girls Say Youtube sensation, we were completely amused. We cannot count the number of times in a week that we start a sentence with, "First of all, ewww" on one hand, nor how often we are on the hunt for hummus. We completely understand the seven million views. We even get the need to make a second episode, which, sadly, didn't quite match up to the first. Let's stop there, shall we? No, we shall not!

This is the Internet, and there is an unspoken law that if a video goes viral it must be copied 100 times over and turned into an awful mockery of itself, but in the unfunniest way imaginable.

There is Sh*t Southern Gay Guys Say, Sh*t Asian Girls Say, Sh*t Yogis Say and Sh*t Guys Say, to name a few. Sh*t Vegans Say might have been funny if we ever heard a vegan say any of those things. Sh*t Black Girls Say has its moments, but not 2 minutes and 45 seconds worth of moments. This has gotten completely out of control and needs to stop.... almost! There is always room at the bottom of the barrel, so we are wondering who's going to say sh*t next?

Here are our top ten recommendations for who we want to see make a "sh*t says" video.

10. Sh*t Moms Say
Clean your room! I made you; I can break you. Why don't you go live with your father!

9. Sh*t Pizza Delivery Guys Say
Thanks for the tip, cheapskate. You called at 8, it's not even 8:30. I definitely got here in under a half an hour. Thanks for the tip, no really. That was very nice of you.

8. Sh*t Dogs Say
Woof.

7. Sh*t Bosses Say
You don't mind doing that, do you? So, I'm going to need those TPS reports. You don't mind filing that for me, do you? I'm working from home today because my kid is sick. I'm working from home today because my dog is sick. I'm just working from home today.

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Bayou619
Bayou619

Shit White Girls Say...to Black Girls was on point. I have heard every single on of those phrases. had no choice but to laugh.

Katharine Shilcutt
Katharine Shilcutt

Shit Black Girls Say was *so* worth the > 2 minute run time. Ditto Shit Southern Gay Guys Say. "The higher the hair, the closer to God!"

Christina Uticone
Christina Uticone

Designing Women fans will recognize a couple of lines from one of Julia Sugarbaker's better speeches. "The NIGHT the LIGHTS went out ... in GEOR-GIA!" My favorite part.

Christina Uticone
Christina Uticone

The yogi one was pretty funny. And the guy in the vegan one is funny, even if the actual lines aren't that  hilarious. I've watched the first shit girls say video a dozen times. I've said almost every single thing...except the password one. I'm the password keeper.

Abby Koenig
Abby Koenig

I have watched the original at least 20 times too. Vegan one I just couldn't get into and I pretend to be vegan sometimes.

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