Something Box of Crap, or Package of Win?

Categories: Random Ephemera

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Mysterious plastic packages fill this box.

About three years ago, I came across the Something Store Web site. The idea is that you can order a "something" for $10. You don't know what you're getting. There's something attractive about random stuff showing up in the mail. After all, most people love a surprise (as long as it's a good one). This line from their home page sealed the deal:

"Simply, we guarantee that your something will have over $10 in value, per MSRP, or we will refund the difference. "

So, I was in for one item, just to see what it would be. I figured I could blow $10. At the time, I was probably spending more than that per day at Starbucks.

My first Something was a cream-colored satiny table runner, and it graced our table the following Thanksgiving Day. I considered that a success, so the next time around I ordered three Somethings, then five.

In my Something packages, I've received earrings, USB hubs, scarves, gloves, toys and other miscellany. Some items are not as great as others, but many have been given to kids, friends and ended up as stocking stuffers.

This last time around, I went in for a whopping ten Somethings. One thing I hate about Something Store: the slow shipping. My order was placed on December 4. It shipped almost a week later on December 11, and finally arrived on December 19. When I'm getting a box of random goodies and it takes forever to get here, it makes you a little anxious with anticipation. It's just like being taunted with wrapped presents under the Christmas tree, or maybe like trying to get the famous Woot "Bag of Crap" and never successfully even making it to the sales page.

Finally, the order showed up in a nondescript, brown, cardboard box. What did I win?

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First out, a ghetto-fabulous cap by Baby Phat. I'm totally wearing this the next time I go on a food truck crawl.

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This is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. Sure, I'll throw this on the table in October.

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A beard trimmer and a... battery-operated massage brush? Are those school scissors?

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It's a Hallmark, and possibly the ugliest little pillow ever made. At my house, this is called a dog toy.

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This crimping tool might be useful if my husband didn't already own two. Anyone want this?

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A scale and tape measure to make sure you're not getting dinged for extra baggage charges at the airport. Useful, but boring.

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1975 called and it wants its box of dominoes back.

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A kerosene lantern. I grew up on a ranch and my grandmother had these around, so I'm kind of fond of this item.

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Now THIS is more like it! This purse is gorgeous and this alone was almost worth the price of admission.

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Finally, a dichroic glass bottle stopper. It's lovely, but I already have one, so I think this will be part of a gift bag for a friend.

Something might not be for everyone. People more practical than me might consider this a form of gambling, and maybe it is. It's pointless and random, but after spending most of my work and home life doing things for others, it's nice to do something fun for myself.

Was this all worth $100? Maybe not, but I don't think this is the last time Something Store will get my business. I could go out and spend the same money shopping for something specific, but where's the adventure in that?

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My Voice Nation Help

The amount of packaging done these days is too overrated. What`s the point of such packaging that is a headache to open and will always end up in trash. These companies should reduce the amount of packaging material they use and adopt environment friendly methods.


They must have changed since this review.  I ordered 2 somethings and ended up with 2 pieces of junk that could have been bought at the dollar store.  They "guarantee" that it is worth $10, but I got a USB vacuum worth $4.95 online and a pair of XS tights that wouldn't fit a 10 year old.  Waste of money AND it took forever to arrive.  


Thanks for the review!  I am really into this kind of stuff, and my favorite site so far is  - they send real cool stuff to help promote small up and coming designers.

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