Internet Death Pools Take Aim at Kirk Douglas, Fidel Castro and Sean Connery for 2012

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Internet death pools are either the most morbid thing online, or the most human. How many times have you sat around a party or your workplace and opined about what celebrity would die next?

Whenever celebrities and other public figures run afoul of police, booze or drugs, most people openly joke about their impending death. Most of us spent half of 2011 wishing and, well, hoping for Charlie Sheen to croak, same with Lindsay Lohan.

Even a sorta-real Playboy appearance didn't stop the death-bugs from pondering her fate, and even Sheen's relative sobriety still led to people all but writing him off as a dead man. But as of this writing, they are both very much alive, medically.

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Not so fast, Death...
These death pools, found at Web sites like Stiffs, The DeathList and The Dead Pool, keep track of notable deaths and tally points for the people who have banked on them to occur. Guessing a surprise death, as when Heath Ledger passed in 2008, will gain you more points than predicting the ending of, say, Kim Jong-il. There was even money on the late Amy Winehouse either becoming the world's greatest rehab-gone-right story or an early flame-out.

I scoured the lists of names on some of the biggest death pools to find the most popular names in the running. It's no surprise that most every list featured Westboro Baptist Church's Fred Phelps, more out of spite than anything else. Guys like Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez are more wishful thinking, we presume. Putting poor Etta James is too easy, what with the influential R&B singer in the headlines almost daily due to her declining health.

So, who could die in 2012? Let's let the death pools of the ghastly, crypt-keeping Interwebs tell us their picks. Don't get me wrong, I hope all of these people -- save for a few -- live to be a million years old. But hope didn't keep my family pets -- or older relatives for that matter -- alive either.

We all gonna die one day, y'all.

Political Animals

Fidel Castro

Hugo Chavez

Bob Dole

Margaret Thatcher

George H. W. Bush

Mikhail Gorbachev

Nancy Reagan

Dick Cheney

Nelson Mandela


Under The Actor's Studio

Neil Simon

James Garner

Kirk Douglas

Phyllis Diller

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Larry Hagman

Sean Connery

Andy Griffith

Abe Vigoda*

Dick Van Dyke

Jerry Lewis

Mickey Rooney

Eli Wallach

Annette Funicello

Frankie Avalon

Carl Reiner


The Great Sports Hall Of Fame In The Sky

Stan Musial

Muhammad Ali

Hank Aaron

Joe Paterno

Yogi Berra

O.J. Simpson

Arnold Palmer


Soon To Be Potent Notables

Chuck Yeager

Billy Graham

Fred Phelps

Dick Clark

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth

Rip Taylor



The Rocks Off Memorial Wing

Etta James

Ravi Shankar

Chuck Berry**

B.B. King

Ray Price

Fats Domino

Pete Seeger

Jerry Lee Lewis


*God has been trying for years. He may be immortal.

**I think Chuck Berry will live long enough to see all of the Rolling Stones die.

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craig.hlavaty
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So far I have killed off four people on this list. Freaky.

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Westboro Baptist Church spreads its hate through picketing inour streets, provoking attacks, with abusive language and flag desecration,attempting to create a confrontation. This is not a church, this is a hategroup.  This is not about protesting, freedom,or God. They are in it for the money and the press; this is a family law firm.They are not a "church." It is a scam. They go after anything thatcan get them in the news. This is a family of lawyers using this “god hatesyou” thing to make money. It is time for this scam and the hate to end. The churchhas received money from lawsuits and legal fees. For example, they sued thecity of Topeka several times in the 1990s. WBC received $16,500, and ispursuing another $100,000, in legal fees for a case won in court. The WBC isconsidered a nonprofit organization by the federal government, and is thereforeexempt from paying taxes!

Phelps-Roperof the Westboro Baptist Church is shown admitting on camera that her oldest son was bornout of wedlock. Hypocritical Phelps-Roper's vocal condemnation on strangershaving sexual congress outside of marriage while she herself was guilty of thesame.

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