5 TV Chefs We'd Rather See Naked Than Anthony Bourdain (and 5 We Wouldn't)
A nude photo of Anthony Bourdain surfaced yesterday, in case you hadn't heard (especially since the man himself Tweeted the pic). It was taken 12 years prior while on vacation, and Bourdain can be seen swimming naked along with his sous chef at the time. To quote Bourdain on the photo's origin, "My wife took 'em. Fuck it. Welcome to the Caribbean."
Stars and hearts over the naughty bits, so this is almost 100 percent safe for work. Almost.
It's not the first time we've seen Mr. Bourdain in the nude, although the first time famously featured the chef holding a bone in front of his...er...bone. So the news that TMZ had acquired a "legit" nude photo of the chef wasn't really all that exciting.
Because as much as we like Bourdain (and as much as we agree with the fact that he's got a killer tan in the photo), he's not the celeb at the top of our "celebrities we want to see naked" list. He's not even the celeb at the top of our "food celebrities we want to see naked list."
But these folks are.
Food Celebrities We Want to See Naked:
It just seems like all of her would be equally...perky... She's also prettier in person than we thought she could possibly be. Sigh.
4. Sophie Dahl
She may have lost a lot of her signature weight, but she's still gorgeous to us -- and possibly more gorgeous to those who like their women on the skinny side. (Of course, to see Ms. Dahl nude, you really only need turn to her infamous Yves Saint Laurent campaign.)
It's a romance novel cover come to life...with fish.
2. Nigella Lawson
You'll always be our English muffin, you cheeky bird.
Even Nigella wants to see Nigella naked.
This man is so pretty it hurts. Thanks, Australia. This makes up for Natalie Imbruglia.